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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Mya
'Mýa Harrison' (1979)
Usher 'Usher Raymond' (1978)
Ed Wood (1922)
David Lee Roth (1954)
Brett Favre (1969)
Thelonius Monk (1917)
DJ Skribble (1968)
Helen Hayes (1990s) |
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Those
Crazy Criminals:
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Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who
just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives
asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give
me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's
not what I said!" |
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More
Of Those Crazy Criminals:
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An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist
and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines.
The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own
bank accounts. |
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Today's
Silly Spooky Joke:
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What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn
flakes?
A cereal killer! |
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Comedy
Quickie:
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A Jumper cable walks into a bar...
The Bartender says.. "I'll serve you, but don't start
anything!"
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Probably...
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it
was probably worth it. |