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October 11th Trivia, Celebrity Birthdays and Jokes
 
Celebrities Born Today:
Martha Maclsaac (1984)
MC Lyte (1971)
Art Blakey (1919)
Luke Perry (1965)
Eleanor Roosevelt (1884)
Joan Cusack (1962)
October
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Dilbertesque
1. As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.
(This was the winning entry; Fred Dales at Microsoft Corporation)

2. What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter.
(Lykes Lines Shipping)

3. How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?
(Programming intern, Microsoft IIS Development team)

4. E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business.
(Accounting Mgr., Electric Boat Company)

5. This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it.
(Advertising/Mktg. Mgr., UPS)

6. Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule. No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them.
(R&D Supervisor, Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing /3M Corp.)

7. My boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn't edit it. The disk I gave her was write-protected.
(CIO of Dell Computers)
Today's Silly Spooky Joke:
What is in a ghost's nose?
Boo-gers!
Famous Last Words:
I can do it. I've seen this done on TV.
October 11's Grammar Lesson:
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.


 
 



 

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