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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Ralph
Lauren (1938)
Cliff Richard (1940)
Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890)
Roger Moore (1928)
E.E. Cummings (1894)
Natalie Maines (1974)
Lillian Gish (1893) |
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October
14th's Official Joke::
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When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's
hand was bandaged. Before he could ask about the bandage,
the clerk said he had some very good news for him.
"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally
sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"
"Do you mean that repulsive pink and blue double-breasted thing?"
the manager asked.
"That's the one!"
"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought
we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be
the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me, why is
your hand bandaged?"
"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the
guy that suit, his guide dog bit me."
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Silly
Books
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"Transportation in the Middle
Ages" by Orson Cart
"Split Personalities" by Jacqueline
Hyde
"Home Maintenance" by Duane Pipe
"Growing up in the Balkans"
by Hugo Slavia
"Irish Winter Tales" by Pete
Moss
"Increase Your Brain Power" by Sarah Bellum
"The Outboard Motor Died" by
Rhoda Shore
"Sitting Outside in Ireland"
by Paddy O'Furniture
"Our Son, Russell, the Chef" by Mr. & Mrs. Upsumgrub
"Looking into the Wishing Well"
by Eileen Dover
"Answering the Questions of the
Universe" by Howard I. Know
"How to Write a Mystery Novel" by Page Turner
"The Great English Breakfast"
by Chris P. Bacon
"I Got Away with Murder" by
Scott Free
"Winning Big" by Jack Potts
"Vacation Spots in the Tropics"
by Sandy Beech
"Dealing with Debt" by Owen
Munny
"I always enjoy the darkness" by Gladys Knight
"Stay Outta My Way" by Amanda
Rekunwith
"Doorway to the Haunted Castle"
by Hugo First
"Wearing Earrings" by Pierce Deare
"The Long Road" by Myles Walker
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Today's
Silly Spooky Joke:
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What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds! |
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Pregnant
Pause:
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A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant,
her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!"
the man shouted, "This is her husband!" |
