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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Mario
Puzo (1920)
Paige Davis (1969)
Eric Benét (1970)
Emeril Lagasse (1959)
Tanya Roberts (1955)
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844) |
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Deserted
Island Joke
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One balmy day in the South Pacific, a navy ship espied smoke
coming from one of three huts on an uncharted island.
Upon arriving at the shore they were met by a shipwreck survivor.
He said, "I'm so glad you're here!
I've been alone on this island for more than five years!"
The captain replied, "If you're all
alone on the island why do I see THREE huts."
The survivor said, "Oh. We'll, I
live in one, and go to church in another."
"What about the THIRD hut?" asked
the captain.
"That's where I USED to go to church."
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Today's
Silly Spooky Joke:
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The maker does not want, it the buyer does not use it, and the
user does not see it, what is it?
A coffin! |
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Movie
Theater Advice:
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Please refrain from talking to characters
on the screen.
Tests have proven they can't hear you!
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Movie
Theater Suggestion:
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Crying babies should be taken to the lobby
and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
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Things
I Learned From The Movies:
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| Police
departments give their officers personality tests to make sure
they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their polar
opposite. |
