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Celebrities Born Today: <
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John Mayer (1977)
Angela Lansbury (1925)
Flea (1962)
Tim Robbins (1958)
Oscar Wilde (1854) |
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► From A Dr. Pepper bottle:
"WARNING: CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE. CAP MAY BLOW OFF CAUSING
EYE OR OTHER SERIOUS INJURY. POINT AWAY FROM PEOPLE,
ESPECIALLY WHILE OPENING."
► It cracks me up every time I see a juice carton,
with the words "Serve ice cold" written on it. How
else would you serve ice?
► From a kid's Halloween costume (Superman) - stitched
into the cape was a tag saying "Warning: Use of This
Device Does Not Enable Wearer To Fly".
► From a Pop-Tart™ box: "Warning: Pastry Filling
May Be Hot When Heated"
Pop Tart Study
► "A congressionally-funded study has determined
that many smokers are ignoring the warning labels on cigarette
packages"
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Today's
'Forgot Your Birthday' Excuse:
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| "How
do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look
any older?" |
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Today's
Celebrity Quote:
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Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde |
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Today's
Silly Spooky Joke:
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What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries! |
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Things
I Learned At The Movies:
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| If
staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange
noises in their most revealing underwear. |
