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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Zac
Efron (1987)
Ne-yo ' Shaffer Chimere Smith' (1982)
Lee Harvey Oswald (1939)
'Baby Bash' Ronnie Ray Bryant (1975 - Interview)
George C. Scott (1927)
Peter Boyle (1935)
Lotte Lenya (1898)
Chuck Berry (1926) |
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Office
Fun
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► At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair
dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
► Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise
your voice)
► Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the
same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does.
(This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite
gender.)
► Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
► Every time someone asks you to do something, ask
if they want fries with that.
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Today's
Silly Spooky Joke:
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What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich! |
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PCM
Fashion Tip...
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► A clean tie attracts the soup of the day. |
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Today's
Talk To The Animals Joke:
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| Dr.
Doolittle was visiting the Roy Rogers museum and when he stumbled
across Trigger, the doctor asked, "Aren't you hungry?"
Trigger replied, "Oh no, I'm stuffed."
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Overheard
At The Deli..
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| "It
must be cool to be a hummingbird," he said, "Because
then you have a straw with you all the time."
She gave him that "if my parents knew how weird you
are, I wouldn't be allowed to date you" look.
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