| Celebrities
Born Today: < |
Shaggy (1968)
Jeff Goldblum (1952 - PCM
Interview)
Curly Howard (1903)
Catherine Deneuve (1943)
Annette Funicello (1942)
Joan Fontaine (1917)
Zac Hanson (1985 - PCM
Interview) |
| According to “The
Annals of the Old Testament,” the 1650 book by James
Ussher, Archbishop of Armagh, in Ireland, God began
the creation of the world at nightfall on the evening
of Saturday, Oct. 22, in 4004 B.C. |
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Orionids
Meteor Shower
October 21-22
Expect a rate of 20 yellow and green meteors per hour, which
are very fast, moving at over 40 miles per second. They are
also known to produce fireballs. Face east for the best view. |
| October
22nd Joke of the Day: |
A man goes to his doctor one day. "Doc," he says,
"I have a slight problem that I hope you can help me with.
2 days ago, I was visiting with my son's teacher when I had
a silent gas emission.
Yesterday, I was in a meeting at work and had 3 silent gas emissions.
And, just in the last couple minutes, I've had 6 silent gas
emissions.
Can you help me?"
His doctor looked up and said, " Well, first thing I'm
going to do is get you a hearing test..." |
| Today's
Silly Spooky Joke: |
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath! |
| In
Case You Didn't Know... |
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Ability is what you're capable of doing...
Motivation determines what you do...
Attitude determines how well you do it.
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| Eternity
Is A Long Time... |
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A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter greeted her and said, "These are the Gates
to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing before
you can enter."
The woman was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she
must do.
"Spell a word," St. Peter replied. "What word?"
she asked.
"Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your
choice."
The woman promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell
is love. L-O-V-E."
St. Peter welcomed her in, and asked her if she would mind
taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he took
a break.
So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter's chair when a man
approaches the gates, and she realizes it is her husband.
"What happened?" she cried, "Why are you here?"
Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said, "I
was so upset when I left your funeral, I got in an accident.
Did I really make it to Heaven?"
"Not yet," she replied, "You must spell a word
first."
"What word?" he asked.
The woman responded, "Czechoslovakia."
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