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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Kweisi
Mfume (1948)
F. Murray Abraham (1939)
United Nations (1945) |
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Driving
Does Not Have To Be Boring...
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► Write the words "Help me" on your back window
in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
► Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an
angry look and an obscene gesture.
► Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror.
Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
► Keep at least five cats in the car.
► Stop and collect roadkill.
► Have energetic conversations, looking periodically
at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
► Wear a Chicken suit.
► At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously.
With a look of fear, lock your doors.
Send
In Your Ideas
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Today's
Silly Spooky Joke:
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What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone! |
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Food
Humor...
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Two cannibles are eating a clown. One turns to his friend and
says...
"Does He taste funny to you?"
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Things
I Learned At The Movies:
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can always find a chainsaw when you need one. |