► "Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the
accident?"
- Don Rickles
"Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the
fun... Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you're no use to
anyone."
- John Cooper Clarke
"He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard."
- Anonymous
"She has an insipid double chin, her legs are too short,
and she has a slight potbelly."
- Richard Burton talking about Elizabeth Taylor
"She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her."
- Anonymous
"Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?"
- Don Rickles
"When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs."
- Anonymous
"I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just
as ugly."
- Anonymous
"Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going
on holiday."
- Anonymous
"See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When
it's dark, he's handsome."
- Anonymous
"Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?"
- Anonymous
"Don't you need a license to be that ugly?"
- Anonymous
"Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused
the privilege!"
- Anonymous
"I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay
admission!"
- Anonymous
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