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October 26th Trivia, Celebrity Birthdays and Jokes
 
Celebrities Born Today:
Seth MacFarlane (1973)
Hillary Clinton (1947)
Pat Sajak (1946)
Natalie Merchant (1963)
Jaclyn Smith (1947)
Mahilia Jackson (1911)
Jackie Coogan (1914)
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October 26th's Joke
A man traveling on a train asks the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria.

"This train doesn't stop at Victoria, its the express."

"You are joking!, I NEED to get off at Victoria!"

"Sorry sir, this train will not stop at Victoria."

"There must be something you can do."

"Well there is one thing..."

"What? anything, I need to get off!"

"Well, I'll get the driver to slow down and I'll dangle you out the door and lower you onto the platform"

"My goodness!" said the man, "Will that work?"

"Its worth a try," replied the ticket collector.

The train approaches the platform at 50 mph. The ticket collector hangs the man in mid air out the door. The man starts running in mid air! "Run faster! Run faster!" The ticket collector shouts as he lowers the man down.

The man's feet touch the platform, and smoke flies off his shoes. One of his heels comes off; he is running for his life! Suddenly, the ticket collector lets go, and the man is running at 30 mph. He has made it, he begins to slow down. He's still running at 20mph along side the train as the other passengers watch in amazement.

As the last carriage goes by another hand grabs the man by the shirt collar and lifts him back onto the train. As he's being pulled into the carriage he hears a voice say, "Your lucky I was here to help you on, this train doesn't even stop at Victoria!!!!"
Today's Silly Spooky Joke:
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure!
Thanks, Michael!
"Whenever I go to a bar, I always go right up to the most beautiful woman in the room and say, 'You've got something hanging out of your nose.' Hey, since I've got no shot at her, I might as well humble her a little for the next guy." 
-Michael Hayward


 
 



 

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