| Celebrities Born Today: < |
John
Cleese (1939)
Roberto Benigni (1952)
Selena (1974)
Matt Drudge (1967)
Bernie Wrightson (1948)
Kelly Osbourne (1984)
Theodore Roosevelt (1858) |
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| October
27 Trivia: |
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1955 - Rebel Without a Cause, starring James Dean is
released. |
| October
27th's Joke: |
| A
woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's
the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and
took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. She fumed for
a few stops & started getting really worked up. The man
seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked
her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man
sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and
shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go
back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here,
let me hold your monkey!"
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| Today's
Silly Spooky Joke: |
Where do monsters like to water ski?
On Lake Erie |
| Ancient
Proverb |
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We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have
only borrowed it from our children. |
| What
Do You Get When You Croos The Ocean With The Titanic?
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| Halfway.
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| Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting Under The Car?
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Jack!
(more no arms/no legs
jokes)
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