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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Justin
Guarini (1978)
Dennis Franz (1944)
Julia Roberts (1967)
Jonas Salk (1914)
Charlie Daniels (1936)
Trista Rehn (1972) |
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October
28's Animal Jokes:
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Q: What kind of cats love the water?
A: Octo-Pussies.
Q: Who is the dogs favourite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx.
Q: What's a porcupine's favorite food?
A: Prickled onions.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A: A zebra with a drumkit.
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell garage.
Q: What were the only creatures not to go into the Ark in
pairs?
A: The Maggots, they went in an apple.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chickens day off.
Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit
hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies.
Q: What do you give a sick pig?
A: Oinkment!
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Today's
Silly Spooky Joke:
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What time was the Vampire's dentist appointment?
Tooth-Hurty (2:30) |
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The
Two Rules For Success In Life:
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1. Don't Tell People Everything You Know. |
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What
Should A Man Look For In A Wife?
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You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, Age 10 |
No
person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find
out later who you're stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10 |
