| Celebrities Born Today: < |
Dan
Castellaneta (1959)
Fanny Brice (1891)
Kate Jackson (1948)
Richard Dreyfuss (1947)
Neal Hefti (1922)
Ralph Bashki (1938)
Winona Ryder (1971) |
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| October
29 Trivia |
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► 1971 - Rock Guitarist Duane Allman dies in a motorcycle
accident. |
| October
29th's Joke: |
Two nuns are on vacation in Transylvania. Despite all the warnings
to the contrary, they've stayed out after dark. Sure enough,
as they're driving along, a vampire flies out of the night and
lands on their windshield, hissing and baring his horrible bloody
fangs.
"Dear Lord! What shall we do?" cries the first nun.
"Turn on the windshield wipers. Maybe that will break his
grip," answers the second nun.
No luck. Now the vampire is wet and angry. He claws at the windshield.
"Now what shall we do?" yells the first nun, getting
even more scared.
"Weave the car back and forth. Maybe he'll fall off,"
says the second nun.
No luck. The vampire is beating on the glass now, and it's starting
to crack.
"NOW WHAT!?!?!" cries the first nun.
The second nun tries to remember how to get rid of vampires.
She has a sudden flash of insight. "Show him your cross!"
she yells, triumphantly.
The second nun sticks her head out the window and yells, "Get
off my car, you foul little vampire before I smack you with
a ruler!" |
| Today's
Silly Spooky Joke: |
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy. |
| Politics...
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A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What is the size of the
Democratic Party?"
"About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied promptly.
"NO!" exploded the teacher."I mean, how MANY members does it
have? How did you get 5 feet 2 inches?"
"Well," replied the boy, "my father is 6 feet tall and every
night he puts his hands to his chin and says..
"I've had it up to HERE with the Democratic Party!" |
| Famous
Last Words: |
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What Duck? |
