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September
1st Joke and Trivia
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So you want a day off.
Let's take a look at what you are asking for:
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are
52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off
per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since
you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have
used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts
for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With
a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days,
leaving only 22 days available for work.
You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves
you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5
holidays per year, so your available working time is down
to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per
year, which leaves only 1 day available for work and
I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!
The mother of three notoriously
unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children
if she had to do over again.
"Sure," she replied, "but not the same ones."
Klingon for Dummies:
HIja - Yes
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Today's
Birthdays: |
Barry Gibb (1946)
Boxcar Willie (1931)
Edgar Rice Burroughs (1875)
Lily Tomlin (1939)
Gene Colan (1926)
Johann Pachelbel (1653) |
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