| Celebrities
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Cedric K-Ci 'Hailey' (1969)
Keanu Reeves (1964)
Salma Hayak (1966)
Terry Bradshaw (1948)
Billy Preston (1946)
Mark Harmon (1951)
Lennox Lewis (1965)
Katt Williams (1973)
Brian Westbrook (1979)
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| September
2nd Trivia |
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Theodore Roosevelt said "Speak softly and carry a big
stick"" when speaking about foreign policy in 1901.
In 1837, Gen. Sherman takes Atlanta, after four weeks of
fighting.
The Great Fire of London destroyed more than 13,000 homes
along with St. Paul's Church.
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| Joke
for September 2nd: |
► A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
zoo. Knowing that he could hop pretty high, the zoo officials
put
up a ten-foot fence. However, the next morning the kangaroo
was out again, just roaming around the zoo.
The zoo officials raised the height of the fence to twenty feet.
Again, however, the next morning the kangaroo was again roaming
around the zoo.
This kept on, night after night, until the fence was sixty feet
high. Finally, the camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo,
"How high do you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo replied, "Probably a hundred feet, unless
somebody starts locking the gate at night!" |
| Today's
Bonus School Joke: |
► A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal
their throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah
was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah"
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him. |
| Today's
Scholarly Lesson: |
| '"The
trick to education is to teach people in such a way that they
don't realize they're learning until it's too late." |
| Klingon
for Dummies: |
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► HI-ja =Yes |
