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September
2nd Joke and Trivia
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about
whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for
a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a
very large mammal their throat was very small. The little
girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher
reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah"
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him.
A kangaroo kept getting out of his
enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop pretty high,
the zoo officials put
up a ten-foot fence. However, the next morning the kangaroo
was out again, just roaming around the zoo.
The zoo officials raised the height of the fence to twenty feet.
Again, however, the next morning the kangaroo was again roaming
around the zoo.
This kept on, night after night, until the fence was sixty feet
high. Finally, the camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo,
"How high do you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo replied, "Probably a hundred feet, unless
some- body starts locking the gate at night!"
I always said I wanted
to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
- Lily Tomlin
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| September 2nd Birthdays: |
K-Ci 'Hailey' (1969)
Keanu Reeves (1964)
Salma Hayak (1966)
Terry Bradshaw (1948)
Mark Harmon (1951)
Lennox Lewis (1965) |
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