| Celebrities
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Dan Milano (1972)
Joe Perry (1950)
Guy Ritchie (1968)
Chris Columbus (1958)
Randy Johnson (1963)
Amy Irving (1953)
Bill O'Reilly (1949)
Jose Feliciano (1945)
Ryan Phillippe (1974)
Big Daddy Kane (1968)
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| Today
is 9/10/11 |
| September
10th Trivia: |
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The U.S. approves the use of drug marijuana for medica purposes
such as to ease nausea and vomiting in chemotherapy patients.
Gunsmoke debuts on CBS-TV.
The Lincoln Highway opens in 1913 as the first coast-to-coast
paved U.S. Highway.
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| September
Schoolhouse Jokes |
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either !
Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you
have put "Me, neither"!
Teacher: Young woman, do you know what time we start school
here in the morning?
Pupil: No, teacher, I don't. I've never been here for that.
Teacher: Young man, you've been late for school every day this
week.
Pupil: No, teacher, I was only late for school four days this
week. The other day I
was absent.
Teacher: Do you have any idea how many times you've been late
for school this year?
Pupil: Well, teacher, I don't think it's been more than once
a day.
Teacher: Young man, you've been late for school five days this
week. Does that make you happy?
Pupil: Sure does. That means it's Friday.
Teacher: Young lady, do you know what the word "tardy"
means?
Pupil: No, teacher, I don't. You must have covered that before
I got here.
Teacher: Young man, how would you like it if I were ten minutes
late for school every morning like you are?
Pupil: It would be great. We could ride to school together.
Teacher: You've been ten minutes late for school every day this
year and all you do is come up with stupid excuses.
Pupil: I know. If I could be 15 minutes late, that would give
me enough time to come up with better excuses.
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| September
10th's Inspirational Quote: |
Some succeed because they are destined to.
But most succeed because they are determined to. |
| Senility
Acceptance Prayer |
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God grant me the Senility
to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
the good fortune
to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight
to tell the difference.
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