| Celebrities
Born Today: < |
Jennifer Hudson (1981)
Linda Gray (1940)
Jesse Owens (1913)
Yao Ming (1980)
George Jones (1931)
Emmy Rossum (1986 - PCM
Interview)
Benjamin McKenzie (1978)
Barry White (1944)
Ruben Studdard (1978)
Rachel Ward (1957)
Maurice Chevalier (1888)
Paul Walker (1973)
Ben Folds (1966) |
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| September
12th Trivia: |
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USA Today: The Television Show debuts in 1988.
LSD advocate, Dr. Timothy Leary, escapes from a California
prison and flees to Algeria.
Bonanza debuts on NBC in 1959. It was the first western series
televised in color.
The first practical typewriter is built. It only typed capital
letters.
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| September
Trivia |
► A (Generic Funny Minority) holding a baby walks into
a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use the store's baby
scale.
"Sorry, ma'am," says the clerk. "Our baby scale
is broken. But we can figure the baby's weight if we weigh mother
and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother
alone, and subtract the second number from the first."
"Oh, that won't work," says the (Generic Funny Minority)
.
"Why not?" asks the clerk.
"Because," she answers, "I'm not the mother -
I'm the aunt." |
| Silly
September Jokes: |
What
is a myth?
A female moth!
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it's long enough!
What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams!
Where do hamsters come?
Hampsterdam!
What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
The full moon because it's lighter!
Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses
on their walls?
Because they couldn't spell their names!
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has 4 A's and one B! |
