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Agatha
Christie (1890)
Tommy Lee Jones (1946)
Prince Harry (1984)
Jackie Cooper (1922)
Oliver stone (1946)
William Howard Taft (1857)
Fay Wray (1907)
Roy Achuff (1903) |
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15th Trivia: |
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The first issue of USA Today is sold in TV shaped vending
machines.
The Big Valley debuts on ABC while Lost in Space
debuts on CBS, both in 1965.
Soveit Premier Khrushchev arrives in the U.S. for an unprecedented
visit in 1959.
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I, man, am regal - a German
am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see god?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I
nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?
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15th's Jolly Jokes: |
What kind of fish can't swim?
Dead ones!
What is the strongest bird?
A crane!
What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
It gets wet!
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
What do elves do after school?
Gnomework!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe!
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!
How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end?
Because it's round!
What do you get if you cross a US President with a shark?
Jaws Washington!
What is a volcano?
A mountain with hiccups! |