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T.I.
' Clifford Jospeh Harris Jr.' (1980)
Mark Hamill (1951)
Catherine Zeta-Jones (1969)
Barbara Walters (1931)
Christoper Reeve (1952)
Will Smith (1968)
Heather Locklear (1961)
Tate Donovan (1963)
William Faulkner (1897)
Anson Williams (1952)
Michael Douglas (1944)
Shel Silverstein (1930) |
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| September
25 Trivia: |
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► 1957 - United States Troops were called to escort
nine Black students to the all-white Little Rock Central High
School in Little Rock, Arkansas.
► 1980 - Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham died from
an alcohol induced asphyxiation. (Chocked on his own vomit)
Sandra Day O'Connor is sworn in as the first women to serve
on the U.S. Supreme Court in 1981.
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Lawyer
Joke
(no lawyers were hurt during the production of
this joke) |
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A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train...
The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of his
pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In USSR,
we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world
you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukrainia.
And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..."
Saying that, he opens the window and throws the rest of the
bottle thru it.
All the others are quite impressed.
The Cuban takes out a pack of Havanas, takes one of them,
lights it and begins to smoke it saying: "In Cuba, we have
the best cigars of the world: Havanas. Nowhere in the world
there is so many and so good cigars and we have so much of
them, that we can just throw them away...". Saying that, he
throws the pack of havanas thru the window.
One more time, everybody is quite impressed.
At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window,
and throws the Lawyer through it...
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| September
25th's Silly Jokes: |
If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine!
Who was the best actor in the bible?
Samson; he brought the house down!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars!
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over! |
