| Celebrities
Born Today: < |
Frankie Lymon (1942)
Fran Dresher (1957)
Lacy Chabert (1982)
Candice Michelle (1978)
Barry Williams (1954)
Angie Dickinson (1931)
Frankie Lymon (1942)
Eric Stoltz (1951)
Truman Capote (1924)
Jenna Elfman (1971)
Johnny Mathis (1935) |
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| September
30th Trivia: |
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Cheers debuts on NBC in 1982.
1960- The Flintstones debuts
The Red Skelton Show debuts on NBC in 1951.
The first movie stuntman is hired as a stand-in for The
Military Scout in 1911.
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| September
's Joke: |
A group of (choose your own)
walk into a bar. One of the FF0099tells the bartender to
line up a row of drinks for all of them. The (choose
your own) lift their glasses and toast, "Here's
to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks.
Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and once
again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.
The bartender says, "I don't get it. Why in the world are you
toasting 51 days?" One of the (choose
your own) explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle.
It had written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in
51 days!" |
| Interpretation
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A teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favorite
Old Testament story, and as she moved around the class, she
saw there were many wonderful drawings being done. Then she
came across Johnny who had drawn an old man driving what looked
like a minivan. In the back seat were two passengers, both apparently
naked.
"It's a lovely picture," said the teacher, "but
which story does it tell?"
Johnny seemed surprised at the question. "Doesn't it say
in the Bible that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of
Eden?" |
