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Your Mama
Is So Fat That... (mouseover for the jokes,
yo!)
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Your mama is so fat, that she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Yo mama is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to
everyone
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Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to a resturant,she looks
at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo mama is so fat she's got her own area code
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Your mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger shot
out of George Washington's nose
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Your mamma is so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles
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Yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
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Your mama is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
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Yo momma is so fat,
you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the
other side just to get her through
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Yo mama is so fat she's on both sides of the family
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Yo mama is so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I
ran out of gas
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Yo mama is so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep
trying to get up again
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Your mama is so fat, every time she turns around its her birthday
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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need the internet, she's already
world-wide
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Yo momma is so fat, she has pictures of food in her wallet
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Your mama is so fat, all her relationships are long distance
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Your mamma is so fat, she got in a horse carriage and the
horse turned around and said "NO!"
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Yo mama is so fat, she got a donut and returned it, complaining
about the hole
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Your mama is so fat, when she walked out in high heels, she
came back in flip-flops
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Yo momma is so fat, God asked her to move so the light He
made could be seen
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Your mamma is so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't
get wet
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Yo mama is so fat, people run around her for exercise
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Your mama is so fat, when she bungee jumped, she landed in
hell
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Yo momma is so fat, when she falls, it's no laughing matter,
but the ground really cracked up
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Your mamma is so fat, when she heard it was chilly outside,
she brought a spoon
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Yo mama is so fat (and old), that it was easier for Moses
to walk around the desert than walk around her
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Yo mama is so fat, when she walks her feet complain
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Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, the scale's
life flashed before it's eyes
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Yo momma is so fat, she invented low ridin'
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Yo mama is so fat, when she sat down, the Earth started rotating
again
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Yo mama is so fat, if she buys something in Europe, she has
to reach aound to her pocket in Mexico to pay for it
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Your mama is so fat, she doesn't eat Animal Crackers, she
eats animals WITH crackers
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Yo momma is so fat, when your father propsed, he used an onion
ring
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Your mamma is so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, the whales
sing "We Are Family" with her
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Yo mama is so fat,that when I swerved to miss her, while coming
out of the station, I ran out of gas, again.
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Your mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think
she is backing up
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Yo mama is so fat, the national weather service gives names
to her farts
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Yo momma is so fat, she gets group discounts
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Yo mama is so fat, when she was in court, the judge asked
for order, and she said she wanted 3 cheeseburgers, onion
rings, 2 orders of fries and a diet coke
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